i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable
Assassin’s Creed: Unity Soundtrack 01
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
I accidentally slapped my friend in the face on Friday during a drum cadence and I have no thoughts or feelings about it except that it was funny as hell.
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
this is seriously the best thing I have ever seen oh my goodness
I am officially a fan of this woman’s..
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
I’m just curious about how many of us are actually on this site. It doesn’t matter what you write, if you see yourself as a writer please reblog.
I’m a shitty writer, but a writer nonetheless.
Totally. I am a writer.