Rick: so abraham what's your favorite color
Abraham: waSHINGTON DC

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

candycornkingdixon:

abraham (but actually me): “I look around this room and I see…a bunch of really hot badass motherfuckers like goddamn go us. special shoutouts to rick and I for our superior warrior beards. have a good night.”

CAROL, STOP,
The entire fandom probably (via thereadersmuse)

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

officialnatasharomanoff:

the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

Tyreese: Number 1 babysitter of the apocalypse

betterhimymendings:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

Says the guy from Ohio

His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

andylincon:

tyreese smiling so big about babysitting little judith i’m just

image

bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

andylincon:

tyreese smiling so big about babysitting little judith i’m just

image

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starpunch:

100 days of music [day 7] ↠ cherry // ratatat