Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
abraham (but actually me): “I look around this room and I see…a bunch of really hot badass motherfuckers like goddamn go us. special shoutouts to rick and I for our superior warrior beards. have a good night.”
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cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased
Says the guy from Ohio
His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.
This is probably the best gif ever
oh my god
I fucking can’t
100 days of music [day 7] ↠ cherry // ratatat