an iconic moment in tv history
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
throwback to the post that ruined my life
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten
slow clap for the doctor who fandom
informational diagram on the inner workings of bisexuals
Here I was expecting something like this
actually it’s more like
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
if you wanna date a boy then date a boy who’s tall dark and handsome. Date a gentleman. Date a boy who treats ladies with respect. Date a boy who would kill for you. Date a boy who would tackle your pigs for you if they got out the pen. A boy who’s not afraid to punch his own father in the dick if absolutely necessary
Connor Kenway. Date Connor Kenway.
still not exactly sure what studying is
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching