Like a name in a fairytale. |
I'm Lexi, a girl from Texas who listens to way too much music, watches too much Doctor Who, and plays the bass clarinet into the wee hours of the morning. I also don't sleep very much. I have a tendency to liveblog my adventures as an insomniac. |
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(Source: courag3, via crissblanderstan)
| Friend: | What is Starkid? |
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| Friend: | Is that a knife? |
| Me: | Favorite way to say red wines with a German accent? |
| Family: | ...um.... |
| Band Kids: | RED VINES |
| Me: | WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? |
| Family: | Um, right here...? |
| Band Kids: | In the cupboard under some stairs. |
| Me: | Can anyone tell what a Portkey is? |
| Family: | Um...a what? |
| Band Kids: | A Portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided upon by the enchanter. |
| Me: | Now, can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is? |
| Family: | Something you use in English. |
| Band Kids: | Foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which an important plot point is mentioned early in the story to return later in a more significant way. |
| Me: | Did your turban just sneeze? |
| Family: | No one in this room is wearing a turban... |
| Band Kids: | No, that was simply a fart... |
| Me: | No parties. |
| Family: | Yeah. No parties. |
| Band Kids: | UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!! |
| Me: | When I was a young human, tears would flow from my eyeballs all the time. |
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| Me: | Until one day, when my Mama Umbridge said to ME... |
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| Me: | Dolores girl, you put down that cheesecake, |
| Family: | |
| Me: | You throw out that fondue, |
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| Me: | And you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up! |
| Family: | What? |
For like, the 100th time.
