holy-bikini-batman:

jocelynstarkid72:

Things I learned:

So Starkid’s AVPM budget was, what, $150?

Those chocolate bars cost $50 plus taxes.

They spent a third of their budget on fucking chocolate.

THAT is why I love them.

Omg

Friend: What is Starkid?
Me:
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Friend: Is that a knife?
Time to settle down, grab my headphones, and turn on Holy Musical B@man!
Today my mom asked me what a Starkid was.

Band kids (aka: Starkid fans) vs. Your Family
Me: Favorite way to say red wines with a German accent?
Family: ...um....
Band Kids: RED VINES
Me: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
Family: Um, right here...?
Band Kids: In the cupboard under some stairs.
Me: Can anyone tell what a Portkey is?
Family: Um...a what?
Band Kids: A Portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided upon by the enchanter.
Me: Now, can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is?
Family: Something you use in English.
Band Kids: Foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which an important plot point is mentioned early in the story to return later in a more significant way.
Me: Did your turban just sneeze?
Family: No one in this room is wearing a turban...
Band Kids: No, that was simply a fart...
Me: No parties.
Family: Yeah. No parties.
Band Kids: UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!
I'm the only Starkid in my family.
Me: When I was a young human, tears would flow from my eyeballs all the time.
Family:
Me: Until one day, when my Mama Umbridge said to ME...
Family:
Me: Dolores girl, you put down that cheesecake,
Family:
Me: You throw out that fondue,
Family:
Me: And you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up!
Family: What?
Watching A Very Potter Musical.

For like, the 100th time.