versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

337,869 plays

homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

A conversation I overheard outside of an IKEA bathroom between a little girl and her dad:
Dad: Did you go to the bathroom? Do you feel better?
Little girl: Yes. I used toilet paper.

stillwatersofconsciousness:

you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long pauses

adjenai:

fleabittendrifter:

adjenai:

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

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You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

wicked-leaks:

You heard it here first, Tumblr.

fuckyeahfeminists:

antifeminist-egalitarian:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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Fucking priceless.

#dead.

rhinozilla:

*tears off sleeves*
*grabs crossbow*
*kicks down your door*

HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN’ SHIT ABOUT CAROL PELETIER.

the-really-ugly-barnacle:

MOTHERFUCKER 

the-really-ugly-barnacle:

MOTHERFUCKER 

bandmanatee:

jackadiddlediddle:

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons (Pit and Drumline Arrangement)
1 Glock/Xylo station
3 Vibes
3 Marimbas
1 Chime
1 Drumset
1 Bass guitar
Snare Line
Tenor Line 
Bass Line (5)

Email me at jackkloecker10@gmail.com for a free copy

figure you guys would appreciate this too

captrogers:

apparently tumblr is unfollowing people so please let me know if i unfollowed you okay thanks