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allsoundsasscreed:

"I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long."

"Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me."

"Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else."

"Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say."

"I lost my number, can I please have yours?"

(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)

the-avengers-age-of-ultron:

sopersassy:

daughter-of-a-badass:

thatonegirrrrrrl:

rpwithsarah:

whatthehiddlesbuscus:

cptn-rogerss:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AMAZING THIS VID IS UNTIL YOU FUCKING WATCH IT

MY LIFE IS BETTER WITH THIS IN IT

EVERYBODY GO WATCH IT NOW I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU ARE ON, JUST WATCH IT!!!!!!

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW APPROPRIATE THESE SONGS ARE FOR THE SITUATIONS AND HOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING NOW.

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OMG I’LL KEEP LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS PLEASE WATCH.

DON’T KEEP SCROLLING.

DON’T.

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svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

chocolateonmyshoe:

mind-fruit:

crowbara:

lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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i’m fucking crying

his face is terrifying

His beard is drawn on

ladyxgaga:

A short video of Gaga leaving rehearsals in NYC earlier today (2.17.14). (x)

dutchster:

countretenor:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

this girl is fucking ridiculous

this bitch just killed me

i fucking love her, lele is my hero

combeferret:

princessjohnegbert:

If you’re ever feeling down, just watch this video. Trust me

im HavIN G A HEA R T ATT A CK

bokunonico:

malaclasecl:

Arte sobre arte….

THE FINGER ONE THOUGH

lzbth:

montage of students thinking a video camera is a still camera. im going to pee

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

*hydroplanes out of uncomfortable situations*

beiber:

psyducked:

who let this thing out of its cage

you can literally pause this video whenever and it will be funny

kenway:

watch at least the first minute of this

sexhaver:

chothehohohomerrychristmas:

please watch this. my favourite video

i dont think ive ever been angrier