In my hometown for the first time in 4 years.

Trippy.

I’m going to be in California when Comic Con is happening.

Once again, I will be unable to attend.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I live the kind of life where I envy my dogs for looking so comfortable all the time.

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

Three days ago, I was outside with two of my dogs and the group of kids that lives in my neighborhood came over and wanted to meet and play with them.

I ended up sitting outside for twenty minutes with these kids while they talked to me and petted the dogs. They tried to pick them up, but Puppy was too wiggly and Ruby was too heavy.

Every day after that, they’ve come by my house, knocked on the door and brought me gifts and asked if they could play with the dogs.

I feel like I’m seven again.

I’m just gonna listen to the Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood soundtrack and not really care about anything.

My mom works at a college and one of her student’s names is “Abcde”.

It’s pronounced “Ab-suh-day”.

Someone named their kid Abcde.

Abcde.

As I get older, the question of my legal name is becoming a bit of an issue. In fact, I filled out a ton of paperwork and then the secretary called me and said, “By the way, I changed all of your paperwork to say Alexis. Because I need your legal name.”

"My legal name is Lexi."

"Oh…then I guess that means I’ll have to change it all back…"

Good lord people. It is possible to have the legal name of just Lexi.

georgeslays:

Prince George reacting to life in general inspires me

Time to watch How I Met Your Mother from the very beginning. 

Because that’s exactly the best idea ever. 

Today, my sister and I got hit on by a cashier at the grocery store.
He was mystified and curious as to why Ayla’s only 19 and about to graduate college. “I mean, you just look so young!”
We also bought my mom a bouquet of flowers for her birthday and when he gave them to me, he said, “here you go, beautiful,” with a some great creepy eye contact.

I just finished Mockingjay and I’m confused and drowning in emotions all at the same time.
Send help.

I’m getting really good at being able to fall asleep on a whim. Or I’m just sleep deprived.

I gave Skyrim a second try today.
-I accidentally stole bread and got brutally killed
-I stole three horses
-I attempted and failed to domesticate a mammoth when it charged after me
-The guards are a real pain in the neck
I am truly appreciating this game for all it’s worth.