I was just watching the Kingsley “If I were a Teacher” video and I started laughing right as I was drinking something and now I have Pepsi up my nose. 


Dan + ugh

Everything is annoying and I just want to sit on the ground and listen to music and read a book. 

The Avengers and Chinese food.
All is well.

It is official. 

Popcorn is my favorite food. Give me all the popcorn. 

Snapchat is so weird. It’s just like, “let me send this person pictures of my face while maintaining a conversation in one line or less.” 

I work with the creepiest dude and he’s only worked with us for a day and they seriously need to get rid of him. 

At my work, a lot of people leave for school or whatever, but our managers readily hire them back when they turn in another application.
Last year around October (?), one of the girls who I got hired with and was one of my favorite people to work with left.
Just today she came back and it was quite possibly the best moment ever.
I mean, aside from me having to train a juvenile delinquent who was thinking of smoking pot the whole time (“What is on your mind?” “Going home and smoking a bowl.”), it was a totally awesome day.

This is life.

I haven’t seen the new Captain America yet and it’s seriously bothering me.

I may or may not be part of a flashmob.

My mom was staring at her phone and all the sudden she just burst out laughing and now she can’t stop. Is she possessed? I don’t know.

Is it really National Sibling Day?
I was not aware of this.