When I was in sixth grade, this boy really wanted my phone number, so I decided to give him my dad’s instead. The kid called that night and some gruff dude answered, “hi, this is Rick” and the kid never talked to me again.

My profile picture sums up my feelings on life in general.

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just know that I sprained my ankle once by stepping off a bench into a beanbag and couldn’t walk for three days.

Ice dispenser sings “Ice Ice Baby” to you.

Lexi’s Skyrim Adventures #4:

EAT ALL THE CHEESE WHEELS.

Dear football player who spit on my instrument case,

You’re a douchebag.

Love always,
Lexi.

Dear nose piercing,
Please stop doing the thing that you’re doing right now.
Thanks.

I have the joints of an old man. Which is bad considering I’m not old nor am I a man.

People who say that Ayla and I are like twins need to reevaluate because I’m not seein’ it.

Lexi’s Skyrim Adventures #3:

It’s official. I’m hooked.

Lexi’s Skyrim Adventures: #2

-Mila really wants you to know that she sells fruits and vegetables with her mom.

That’s it. That’s all.

My joints are really struggling this year.

I told myself I would stop playing Assassin’s Creed like six missions ago, yet here we are.

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign